How Toys Are Born, well Buzz anyways.

I went to Target to get me a Buzz to reference for future Misfit drawings.. I used to have a Buzz, along with like a bunch of Woody dolls but accidentally gave them away when I packed up for basics and my mom forced me to give away most of my junk..but that was a few years back so now they're probably roaming somewhere in my hometown LOL.
So I had to go out and replace them..
Well I'm not that satisfied with this Buzz..I'm wanting that collectors version..this one doesn't do all the snazzy shit I was gonna take pictures for(But that's okay because I just ordered the other Buzz so cool LOL)

But anyways..It was a real bitch getting him out of this package.. I told myself OUT LOUD.."COME ON BUZZ YOU CAN DO IT! COME OUT!" Then I remembered all those stupid birth tv shows my sister would watch... Then it popped in my head LOL.

1. Basically Buzz is still in his WOMB, that fucking box damn! It took forever to get him out of that! Like babies..most toys are attached to their box with a cord, unlike real babies, toys often have TOO MANY damned cords and snaps and shit attached to them..

2. Finally I managed to CUT THE LIFE CORDS off of Buzz..but the fucker wouldn't give up. He was hugging to stay sticking to that box. He still had a cord wrapped around his foot..HEY at least it wasn't around his neck. Furthermore he told me to "BACK OFF ALIEN" and other threats..

3. Finally Buzz recognized me and of course spouted it off in lightyear fashion. He still had a bit of afterbirth on his face so I yanked that off too. I'm such a great doctor..

Well I hope you enjoyed that..JUST WAIT TILL TOMORROW..when I go to pick up Woody and Bullseye and explain their births into the cruel and twisted world of Pooky!

Oh and I got that used Woody..been already sharing all my deadly plans with him, like how I'm putting an x-acto knife to his face and all that jazz for customizin' as a Misfit. Imagine what he'd been doing when I sleep! Suicide escape plan?

Fun fun fun! Stay tuned!