Misfit the bad toy

he's all scuffed,scratched, stitched and bloodied up..not exactly a childs plaything. you may think he's the woody everybody knows but he's just another demented counterpart. he usually hangs out at playgrounds and such where kids are and waits for one to take him home, where of course he murders them all in cold-blood. sometimes he'll murder toys if they get in his way. nobody knows why he has a taste for blood or where he comes from. toys who seen him call him "misfit" and he's known for his creepy smile and sweet stench of dried blood. he's been known for countless unsolved murders across the state since the late fifties and nobody brave enough to stop this happy killer. if you come across a cute little woody doll, make sure he's not misfittin' that innocent smile